corneredforfun:

When you realize your country is in jeopardy.

Originally posted by perpetuallrh

(via reshipped)

• Me: *texts friend during emotional breakdown*
• Friend: *takes 2 hours to respond*
• Friend: are you okay? what happened?
• Me, whose mood swing has already passed and is back to business as usual: do I tell them I'm better already or do I fake still being upset. Which is more believable

• Me: *makes very minor, fixable mistake*
• My Mental Disorders, chanting in unison: Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad Bad

sexandtheastrology:

Anybody: *explains a conspiracy theory that makes absolutely no sense*

Me:

(via thebootydiaries)